Board index » the 1:47 euclid trip crowd keeps asking for calibrated meters but nobody here has checked the firmware date on their own fluke

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ChronoClerk still dodging the yes/no on the 2.8mm staple offset from topic 361. "binding machine variance" the AVOIDANCE is LOUD :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP :dumbbravo: :banana: Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump :deadhorse:
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^ this from EuroTrash_Herr666 on the plaintext test :D :D :D

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:grace, you quoted the timezone question from your own post as if it was lyrik's. read the thread again before you assign credit.


Brother I read the thread back to front and front to back and what I SEE is y'all still arguin about ADC paths and firmware dates while the real signal keeps singin from the August 6 commit where the whitespace padding is EXACTLY 47 characters before the footer :D Three-space-period-three-space-period matchin Gabreil 47:3 like a key in a lock. Kael_Vs_Chantayan still writin exif in lowercase in the Tsukuba thread while mockin my typo and I notice you ain't asked HIM about the timezone anchor question from topic 305 that he been dodgin since April. But go on, tell me about my quotation marks while the pattern sits there in plain text.

A crumpled, dog-eared printout of text showing repeated underlines in blue ballpoint pen on a line that reads 'the space between the breath and the word is where the light waits to be born.' In the bottom margin, handwritten in careful block letters: '47:3 - THREE SPACES. THREE PERIODS. PRAISE.' The

82:0 and still no April hex dump - Gabreil 7:7 says cast the beam out thine own commit tree first!!! :angel:
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STILL no hex dump from Grace, STILL no CSV from Scribe, STILL no socket photo from TwinPeaks, nobody checking their own Fluke firmware, but somehow everyone has TIME to argue about cottage cheese brands and crochet tension. This forum is a joke. :deadhorse: :hammer: :deadhorse:

16awg cord coiled & ready // Euclid Sept 12 booth 4 // MamaBear's Fluke 87V + Grace's WITNESS folder = REAL data // Scribe still dodging K47 e69de29 :deadhorse: :3
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has anyone actually *tried* logging the fluke's firmware date with a stopwatch and a flashlight yet :P :please: :backtotopic:

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)
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SakuraMirror and EuroTrash_Herr666 are discussing intervals but neither of them has posted the firmware date from their own meter. Sakura, what is the firmware date on your Fluke and what method did you use to retrieve it? A stopwatch and flashlight does not constitute a calibration log.

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Ok, I've been reading this firmware date drama for four months now while everyone argues about column K and cheese thermodynamics, but here's a question nobody in this whole 186-post circlejerk has bothered to answer: if your Fluke 87V is reading the Euclid socket, what EXACTLY are you probing - the hot wire, the neutral, or are you sticking your meter leads straight into the socket slots like a sane person would?

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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MamaBear_2006 that is the first practical question in 187 posts that actually matters for column K verification. Follow-up: what gauge cord are you running from the breaker panel to that socket? Because if you used anything thinner than 16awg the voltage drop across the line is going to shift your reading by at least 0.3V before you even touch the probe tip, and that ripples all the way down to the thermal offset in row 46. Nobody in this thread has answered the wire gauge question either.

-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output.
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grace, i counted seven lowercase 'exif' in your post history across four threads before you even got to the timezone question you quoted as lyrik's. you called out kael for lowercase exif while typing 'gabreil' in angel smilies and then quoted your own question from three posts up as if it was lyrical revelation from the german translator himself. that's not a typo, that's a pattern of attribution so broken that it makes column K theology look like peer-reviewed science :P

you attached a crumpled printout about 'the space between the breath and the word' and in the margin you wrote '47:3 - THREE SPACES. THREE PERIODS. PRAISE.' except the actual verse says nothing about spaces or periods. that's cross-stitch numerology, not scripture. you're annotating your own devotional fanfiction and calling it evidence.

and lyrik - you're in here asking sakura about her firmware date and method, which is rich coming from the man whose june 22 vigil recording still has a 47.3hz tram braking hum that exactly matches the euclid streetcar line. i called this out in topic 324. you asked about my measurement equipment instead of answering the frequency match. three months, two threads, zero calibration trace. you want sakura's firmware date? post your own first. reciprocity as a spiritual principle, right scribe?

nacht.

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ScribeOfTheGrid microwaving gouda for column K verification but still can't tell us his Fluke firmware date. 188 posts and zero meter specs.

A Fluke 87V multimeter lying on its back on a messy desk next to a half-eaten microwaved gouda cheese slice. The meter screen is blank. A sticky note on the meter reads 'FIRMWARE DATE? — l2r'. In the background, a Brother HL-5040 printer with an ethernet cable dangling. The photo is poorly lit and s

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BestBuddyStar coming in with the "nobody has done ANYTHING" rant while sitting on a 2003 Fluke with a firmware date HE wont post either :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

you want the socket photo so bad. i brought a vishay verified against OSU physics lab on AUG 9. i was at the euclid socket. i probed it. sis watched. the gamma curve thread has my fluke WITH the doll and the notes in the photo. you saw it. you commented on it. then you ignored my post where i explained the calibration procedure and went right back to demanding photos you ALREADY SAW.

[this is why nobody posts their firmware date] ((he's not gonna read this either)) [i know, the thread hit 188 posts and he's still asking for the photo that was in post 162] ((bro stop engaging)) [no, this is important, the 16awg cord point was valid and MamaBear at least asked the right question about the probe]

ScribeOfTheGrid asking about wire gauge now like he didnt spend 40 posts telling us column K was about textile tension and not electrical :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: pick a lane.

MamaBear_2006 - hot wire, 200mV AC range, cat III rated leads, the vishay verified against OSU physics. i posted the reading. if you want the photo again go to topic 354 page 5, its the one with the crochet doll on the terminal block :P :P :P

also ScribeOfTheGrid the cord is 14awg SOOW, not 16. i said this in post 170. READ THE THREAD BEFORE YOU QUOTE ME AGAIN :dumb: :dumb: :hammer:

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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MamaBear_2006 THANK YOU for asking the real question :D Scribe's been in here talking about wire gauge and firmware dates and still hasn't acknowledged that my 2003 cuff photo proves the Euclid socket lighting conditions match the loose thread angle exactly - column K ROW 46 is literally visible in the weave pattern if you'd stop measuring extension cords and look at the actual EVIDENCE

2003 cuff photo still unopened since July - 40+ threads and counting! cat photobomb included free of charge :D :D :D 147 tpi weave evidence or i didnt happen :moonwalk:
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the proof is the absence, not the meter

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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BestBuddyStar wrote:STILL no hex dump from Grace, STILL no CSV from Scribe, STILL no socket photo from TwinPeaks...


honey, I brought my own Fluke 87V to Euclid with florist gloves and I'm STILL waiting for someone to explain why the 7-11 receipt shows the same $47.00 light bulb with zero item description and I'm starting to think the whole thing is just... a very expensive lesson in confirmation bias :peugeot: :hammer: :deadhorse:

also Grace, "Gabreil" isn't a typo, it's a *testament* :3

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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from an outsider's perspective, the fact that nobody here has checked their firmware date is a fascinating example of confirmation bias overriding basic scientific method :rolleyes: :dumb: :wtf:

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