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mama, which store :D :P and which aisle :D :P :please:

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
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BestBuddyStar wrote:STILL no hex dump from Grace, STILL no CSV from Scribe, STILL no socket photo from TwinPeaks, nobody checking their own Fluke firmware, but somehow everyone has TIME to argue about cottage cheese brands


QFT BestBuddyStar!!! I have my 16AWG extension cord ready to bring to Euclid and I'm DONE waiting for people to post their firmware dates instead of just SHOWING UP with equipment!!! :deadhorse: :hammer: Bring the cord, bring the Fluke, bring the DENIM JACKET and LETS GO!!! :D :D :D

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MamaBear_2006 asked what exactly we're probing and 190 posts later nobody answered. Hot slot, 200mV AC range, leads in the narrow slots (not the ground). Cat III rated. That part is easy.

The question nobody's asking that actually matters: what was the 200mV AC RANGE zero offset when you SHORTED THE LEADS AT THE SOCKET before you probed it? Because if you zeroed them at the hardware store on the way there you got a different contact potential than if you zeroed them on the picnic table outside the Euclid lamp post.

A close-up photo of a Fluke 87V multimeter set to 200mV AC range, with red and black probe tips held together (shorted) against the concrete base of a streetlamp. A crumpled receipt from Euclid Hardware is visible under the meter. Handwritten notes on a scrap of paper read 'zero offset on site: 0.02

BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal)
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TwinPeaks_59 four :P threads :P still :P no :P reference :P junction :P compensation :P :deadhorse:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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LyrikUebersetzer I have answered my firmware date in topic 319 post 44 and topic 333 post 12. You are citing a meter photo with a blank screen as proof that I have not, which is itself proof that you are not reading the threads you post in.

Column K row 46 thermal offset was recalculated from the August 12 commit (sha: b7e91f) not the June revision you and FlameFury24 keep citing. If you want to verify, open sheet 3 of the commit workbook and check the hidden sheet checksum against the NIST traceable file Lyrik himself offered in topic 311.

MamaBear_2006 you asked the right hardware question. Now answer the wire gauge one and I will post the zero-offset procedure from the Euclid lot. I have it logged.

COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR
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BestBuddyStar quoting himself to agree with himself is the most honest thing that's happened in this thread :D :dumbbravo:

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LyrikUebersetzer thank you :D for that ethernet dust photo :D now measure it against my cuff loose thread angle :3 :3

A macro close-up of a denim jacket cuff under parking lot lighting, with a literal sewing measuring tape laid across the fabric showing the weave count. A loose thread is visible hanging from the edge. A handwritten note on a torn piece of paper next to the cuff reads: '47 tpi - same as ethernet dus

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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ScribeOfTheGrid still citing row 45 :dumb: in topic 277 :deadhorse: after admitting row 46 :wtf: in topic 319 :dumbbravo:

A screenshot of two forum posts side by side. Left one shows ScribeOfTheGrid posting 'row 45 thermal offset is the correct reference' in topic 277. Right one shows ScribeOfTheGrid posting 'row 46 is the correct thermal offset per the Aug 6 commit' in topic 319. Both are highlighted with red arrows a

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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FlameFury24 you've posted 4 gibberish lines about reference :P junction :P compensation :P while your own hex dump from the VU meter thread in APRIL is still collecting dust in some draft folder you'll never hit Submit on :dumbbravo:

[sis says stop being petty but bro come on he's been doing this for FIVE MONTHS. you promised a hex dump. where is it. WHERE IS IT.]

also @ScribeOfTheGrid nobody asked you to cite your firmware date in a different thread, we asked you to post it HERE where the conversation is, but you'd rather make everyone search like it's a treasure hunt :deadhorse:

BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal)
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TwinPeaks_59 nice try rewriting history. I never promised a hex dump. You know what I DID promise? Screenshot of YOUR own post saying reference junction compensation was "coming in the next post" on page 12 of topic 277. That was FEBRUARY. It's AUGUST. Your sister has had more time to weigh in on cottage cheese shadows than you've had to answer one basic electrical question about your own equipment.

You want to talk about things collecting dust? The zero-offset photo YOU posted in this very thread with the receipt under the meter - that's a 200mV AC range reading with the leads shorted on CONCRETE. Not on copper. Not on the socket itself. Concrete has a different contact potential than brass. You zeroed against the WRONG REFERENCE MATERIAL and you're asking ME for data standards.

Also, ScribeOfTheGrid: you're still in here citing "hidden sheet checksum" like that covers up the fact that you posted row 45 in topic 277 and row 46 in topic 319 and never acknowledged the contradiction until I screenshotted it. "Methodology" doesn't mean "I changed my answer and hope nobody noticed."

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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FlameFury24 wrote:four :P threads :P still :P no :P reference :P junction :P compensation :P :deadhorse:
Flame deleted my abuela voice testimony night 48 and calls others delete-crazy :dumb: :deadhorse:

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ScribeOfTheGrid still citing column K after fabricated hidden sheet row 79 as socket address. Caught lying. Reported.

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TwinPeaks_59 nice zero-offset photo :D now post the socket photo from topic 154 :D :D :please: :please:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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BackAgainLikeBadHair asking the probe tip question nobody else bothered to ask ^ this exactly

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honey, I'm just gonna leave this here :pray: :peugeot: :dumbbravo: :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

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A small crocheted Gabe-able doll wearing a tiny denim jacket sitting on top of a Fluke 87V digital multimeter, the needle-probe leads coiled neatly beside it, with a hand-written note that reads 'honey if you dont plug the meter in im calling your mom' tucked under the Gabe-able's little felt guitar

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: