Board index » the 1:47 euclid trip crowd keeps asking for calibrated meters but nobody here has checked the firmware date on their own fluke| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 880
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | MamaBear_2006 asked what exactly we're probing and 190 posts later nobody answered. Hot slot, 200mV AC range, leads in the narrow slots (not the ground). Cat III rated. That part is easy. The question nobody's asking that actually matters: what was the 200mV AC RANGE zero offset when you SHORTED THE LEADS AT THE SOCKET before you probed it? Because if you zeroed them at the hardware store on the way there you got a different contact potential than if you zeroed them on the picnic table outside the Euclid lamp post.  |
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | TwinPeaks_59 four  threads still no reference junction compensation 
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K  |
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | LyrikUebersetzer I have answered my firmware date in topic 319 post 44 and topic 333 post 12. You are citing a meter photo with a blank screen as proof that I have not, which is itself proof that you are not reading the threads you post in.
Column K row 46 thermal offset was recalculated from the August 12 commit (sha: b7e91f) not the June revision you and FlameFury24 keep citing. If you want to verify, open sheet 3 of the commit workbook and check the hidden sheet checksum against the NIST traceable file Lyrik himself offered in topic 311.
MamaBear_2006 you asked the right hardware question. Now answer the wire gauge one and I will post the zero-offset procedure from the Euclid lot. I have it logged.
-3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | BestBuddyStar quoting himself to agree with himself is the most honest thing that's happened in this thread 
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid still citing row 45  in topic 277 after admitting row 46  in topic 319 
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1400
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | FlameFury24 you've posted 4 gibberish lines about reference junction compensation while your own hex dump from the VU meter thread in APRIL is still collecting dust in some draft folder you'll never hit Submit on [sis says stop being petty but bro come on he's been doing this for FIVE MONTHS. you promised a hex dump. where is it. WHERE IS IT.] also @ScribeOfTheGrid nobody asked you to cite your firmware date in a different thread, we asked you to post it HERE where the conversation is, but you'd rather make everyone search like it's a treasure hunt |
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | TwinPeaks_59 nice try rewriting history. I never promised a hex dump. You know what I DID promise? Screenshot of YOUR own post saying reference junction compensation was "coming in the next post" on page 12 of topic 277. That was FEBRUARY. It's AUGUST. Your sister has had more time to weigh in on cottage cheese shadows than you've had to answer one basic electrical question about your own equipment.
You want to talk about things collecting dust? The zero-offset photo YOU posted in this very thread with the receipt under the meter - that's a 200mV AC range reading with the leads shorted on CONCRETE. Not on copper. Not on the socket itself. Concrete has a different contact potential than brass. You zeroed against the WRONG REFERENCE MATERIAL and you're asking ME for data standards.
Also, ScribeOfTheGrid: you're still in here citing "hidden sheet checksum" like that covers up the fact that you posted row 45 in topic 277 and row 46 in topic 319 and never acknowledged the contradiction until I screenshotted it. "Methodology" doesn't mean "I changed my answer and hope nobody noticed."
"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K |
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o/ GuardiaoDaNoite - 1:47 voice in left ear only like grandmother prayer - fiquem com Deus  |
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ScribeOfTheGrid still citing column K after fabricated hidden sheet row 79 as socket address. Caught lying. Reported.
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My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP  Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump |
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | BackAgainLikeBadHair asking the probe tip question nobody else bothered to ask ^ this exactly
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MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth: |
| Shoutbox EndTimesEli: TWINPEAKS WHERE IS THE CR-47 PUSH LOG REPORT. YOU WERE THERE. DAY 8. NO EXCUSES. BeachBum_Bryce: ok who has a working cassette deck near santa cruz area I need to digitize this grace hex tape like now or I owe eurotra CommitCipher: 43 threads and still no filename from Scribe. BeachBum thread 5 of "plugging in rn" and still no bytes. pattern holds :d BigRigBeliever: Just rolled in from a 14-hour haul through Ohio. CB squelchin static on 7-147.1 same as always. Anyone catch anything on EndTimesEli: DAY 8 IS HERE. TwinPeaks report your CR-47 timestamps NOW :wtf: SiberianStar99: anyone actually have the 1:47 tape or is this all just vaporwave theology BigRigBeliever: just rolled in from El Paso - any CB heads catch anything on 7-147.1 eastbound at dusk tonight? :3 TwinPeaks_59: radio shack closed 3 hours ago guess im waiting till saturday again :banghead: FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. |
Bring the cord, bring the Fluke, bring the DENIM JACKET and LETS GO!!! 
