You know what, you're all arguing about column K and row 46 and firmware dates and I'm sitting here thinking about the fact that I WENT to Euclid today and I WAS the one holding a Fluke to the socket while you were all copy-pasting each other's spreadsheet cells back and forth like prayer beads

BestBuddyStar - yes I tested the socket. Yes I was there. Yes I have the data. No I'm not posting it in THIS thread because this thread is a snake eating its own tail and I want my data to land somewhere people actually want to USE it and not just weaponize it against the next person who cites row 45 instead of row 46

((bro you're gonna make them mad by not posting))
[good. they can stay mad. i stood in an alley with a multimeter in one hand and a sticky note in the other while Frank waved at me from the counter. i EARNED not posting it in this dumpster fire of a thread.]
Anyway - the real thing that's bothering me and I mean REALLY bothering me is that I walked out of that laundromat with the dryer duty cycle from Frank himself and the thread count from the hoodie and the actual gamma curve from the thermal paper and I realized none of you care about the hoodie. You care about the NUMBER. You care about 47 tpi being a "sign" of 1:47 but you don't care that a Speed Queen on "low" with zero thermal mass hits 320°F drum surface and that IS the real data. The machine is the witness. Frank is the witness. The hoodie that melted at 1:47 PM - 1:47 PM?? who noticed that, because I didn't until I wrote it down just now - that hoodie is MORE evidence than anyone's spreadsheet row because it EXISTS in physical space and cost me $12 at Goodwill and now it has a burn hole shaped like a question mark.
LyrikUebersetzer - you get it, you're the only one who asked about load size and that's the whole damn problem with every thread on this board. Nobody asks load size. Everyone asks column K.

FlameFury24 - post your meter photo from April or stop demanding mine
Anyway I'm bringing the Fluke tomorrow AND the hoodie AND Frank's sticky note AND I might bring a backup hoodie from the same Goodwill because if you're going to burn something for the gamma curve you do it with a control sample and a test sample and a documented duty cycle or you're just making art

- the twin who actually held the meter
(and the twin who measured the gamma curve while bro was holding the meter and neither of us dropped it, truly a miracle

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