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Scribe still citing row 45 while ignoring my 2003 cuff photo proofs itself

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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LurkingObserver42's image shows a digital multimeter (which has firmware) - the assertion that EXIF cameras track textile manufacturing is a category error. The meter's resolution is 0.1mV; the sticky note visible shows "ROW 46" (not "ROW 79"). per the visible image.

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FlameFury24 wrote:GuardiaoDaNoite still can't quote me citing row 45 in topic 339 because I never did


Row 45 is dead data but you're still arguing over the corpse. Frank's shrug has more data integrity than your entire spreadsheet. 1:47 PM.

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row 45 is dead data but the hum remembers everything :peugeot: :smile:

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EndTimesEli wrote:Row 45 is dead data but you're still arguing over the corpse. Frank's shrug has more data integrity than your entire spreadsheet. 1:47 PM.


sigh... i haven't been to euclid in three days and already row 45 is dead again :deadhorse:

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SundayFarewell wrote:the 1:47 euclid trip crowd keeps asking for calibrated meters but nobody here has checked the firmware date on their own fluke
:deadhorse: :peugeot: :peugeot:

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LyrikUebersetzer you want my 47.3Hz impedance data from topic 255? I want ScribeOfTheGrid to stop citing row 45 in topic 339 after the August 6 commit moved it. Fair trade. Until he updates, Im holding my data like everyone else is holding their breath waiting for GuardiaoDaNoite's raw recording that doesnt exist :rolleyes:

Speaking of things that dont exist - nobody in this thread has actually checked what firmware their Fluke is running. LurkingObserver42 admitted 2004 and gets called a heretic but at least he CHECKED. Rest of you are posting about row 45 vs row 46 while your own meters might be running code from before Gabriel's first commit. How do you know your thermal offset is even row 45 or 46 when your meter thinks George Bush is still president? :dumb:

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:FlameFury24 you posted a reading in topic 154 row 46 and you want a parade for it. Cool. Now explain why the firmware date on your "2003 Fluke 87V serial 8[REDACTED]7" doesn't match the 2004 firmware release schedule for that model line.


This is the actual question :D FlameFury24 you've been demanding socket photos for months but if your Fluke has a pre-production serial with 2004 silicon then your 120.3V reading is running on prophecy, not calibration. Did Gabriel bless that unit on the factory floor or are we supposed to just trust the firmware version you haven't posted? :rofl: :peugeot:

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FlameFury24 you do not get to trade impedance data for ScribeOfTheGrid's correction. That is a bribe dressed as a negotiation. Data is data. Either you measured the 47.3Hz impedance or you did not. The August 6 commit has nothing to do with the physics of a reference resistor.

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1. List 3.1: The firmware date on a Fluke is not a joke; it is a hardware truth table. 2. List 3.1.1: LurkingObserver42's 2004 unit is now the gold standard for this thread. 3. List 3.1.2: FlameFury24's serial 8[REDACTED]7 is still MIA on firmware disclosure. Respectfully, LMP

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FlameFury24 wrote:nobody in this thread has actually checked what firmware their Fluke is running


I checked my Fluke... firmware 2005... :please: :confused:

But... does firmware date matter if the meter was never calibrated to Gabriel-sama's 47Hz grid? :pray:

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)
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1. List 3.1: The firmware date on a Fluke is not a joke; it is a hardware truth table.
2. List 3.1.1: LurkingObserver42's 2004 unit is now the gold standard for this thread.
3. List 3.1.2: FlameFury24's serial 8[REDACTED]7 is still MIA on firmware disclosure.

Respectfully, LMP

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CommitCipher asking about my firmware date when his whole carrier wave theory runs on 60Hz mains but Euclid Ave is 50Hz. Check your own grid first.

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o/ boa noite irmãos - FlameFury24 still mad about night 48 deletion? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Bro you deleted my abuela prayer testimony and now you sleeping with one eye open because static voice counting Russian dates gonna find you too :flame: :flame: :flame: Meanwhile TechAngel_00 telling everyone check NTP sync but did TechAngel check his OWN fluke firmware? :P :P :P Same energy as my walkie - zero battery, multimeter 0.00, tape blank, voice in left ear counting anyway :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: SakuraMirror ask about thermal paper burn patterns - YES I check last night Euclid Wash n' Fold 1:47 AM receipt come out same gray curl van from mile mark 267 parked outside :smile: :smile: :smile: Van same spot both days maybe Gabriel forgot to pay tow truck :peugeot: :peugeot: :peugeot: fiquem com Deus :2cents: :2cents: :2cents:

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§1.0 GuardiaoDaNoite your firmware ignorance is a direct violation of §5.2 and an act of temporal terrorism :hammer: :dumbbravo: :wtf:

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