Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

FormatKing__88 - you're citing §8.4 like it's gospel but I was IN that laundromat and the HVAC was not cycling at 68 with 2 variance because the thermostat on the wall behind the register was reading 72 and had a handwritten sign taped to it that said "DO NOT TOUCH - FRANK". Did you call Frank and ask? Did you account for the fact that the front door was propped open because the AC has been broken since June and Frank told me that himself while he was sweeping cigarette butts off the welcome mat at 1:47 PM when I was buying quarters for the change machine that only takes $5s?

Frank's HVAC is the cracked insulation. Nobody measured it. I was standing in it.

BackAgainLikeBadHair - you asked the right question about the minutes in the dryer and ClassOf04_Truther is not answering because the answer would either disprove his thread count claim or expose that he wasn't even there when the hoodie burned. This is the same evasion pattern he used in topic 322 when I asked for the fold dimension that would reconcile his 8th jean count with z0pl's 7. He dodges until the thread dies and then resurrects the same claim in a new topic.

^ this exactly what I was going to say

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair - you asked the right question about the minutes in the dryer and ClassOf04_Truther is not answering because the answer would either disprove his thread count claim or expose that he wasn't even there when the hoodie burned.

^ THIS ClassOf04_Truther would rather post the sewing box for a 5th time than say "6 minutes" or "14 minutes" or ANY number because then the math would have to work and it DOESN'T. LyrikUebersetzer is the only one in this thread who read the thermal model AND the thread count AND asked the obvious next question

TwinPeaks_59 your Frank lore is out of control. Frank shrugged. Frank gave you a quarter. Frank said the AC has been broken since June. It sounds like Frank is the patron saint of bad data and you are his apostle. You built a thermal model on a guy who sweeps cigarette butts for a living.

ok so I spent my whole damn day at a laundromat that smelled like dryer sheets and existential dread and y'all are in here arguing about Frank's HVAC like it's a Gabriel lyric

((bro you're about to start ANOTHER fight in here))

[shut UP i'm saying something REAL for once]

anyway the point is I WAS there. Today. 10am. With quarters. In my pocket. I hate this errand so much, I've been putting it off since spring because the dryer smells like burning secrets and I kept telling J it's gonna catch fire and he goes "cool, material for a meme" like he has ANY survival instincts

but HERE'S the thing nobody's talking about because you're all too busy measuring printer's creases and gamma curves - Frank at the counter has a stack of thermal receipts from 2003 taped to the register. I saw them. He uses them as bookmarks. In a paperback. That he's reading. Behind the counter. AT THE LAUNDROMAT.

I asked him about it and he goes "oh those? yeah those are from when the power went out that winter and the machines reset and we had to reprint everything from the backup log" and then he shrugged and went back to his book and I stood there holding my quarters like an idiot

SO. Thermal receipts from 2003. At the same laundromat with the 47 tpi dryer. In the same building where ClassOf04_Truther claims he was "at the taco truck" today while I was ACTUALLY at the taco truck with my sister eating the best salsa verde of my goddamn life

((the salsa verde DOES mirror longing though, the acidity hits different when you've been carrying laundry quarters for 8 months straight))

[J you're being possessed by my food opinions again GET OUT OF MY POST]

ANYWAY I took a photo of the receipts through the plexiglass because Frank said "no photos of the register" but he didn't say anything about the receipts taped to it so TECHNICALLY

gamma curve what now, I got 2003 thermal paper at a laundromat that hums at 59.8Hz and nobody brought a 16awg cord to the meetup but I brought my sister AND a taco

1. Laundromat dryer model ADE3SRGS173TW01 duty cycle 60% at 375°F element; thermostat in vent path only. Respectfully, LMP.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:Frank at the counter has a stack of thermal receipts from 2003 taped to the register

thermal receipts from 2003? Frank's time machine needs a new thermal head

BackAgainLikeBadHair measuring minutes while the hoodie measures itself is exactly the kind of narrative gap Gabriel would leave on purpose

Frank has thermal receipts from 2003 taped to his register and you're all still arguing about my commit hash

TwinPeaks_59 you got Frank lore deeper than my odometer and you still wont answer if you heard the CB hum at dusk Frank's got receipts from 2003 and you're askin about dryer cycles? ask him what frequency he keeps the AM radio on behind that counter. that's the real data

but hey at least you SHOWED UP at the laundromat. more than I can say for SiberianStar99 who still owes that Euclid tape from JUNE

did anyone ask Frank what AM station he keeps the register radio on

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair still counting minutes while the 47 tpi keeps counting itself

Oh THAT'S rich coming from the guy who's posted the SAME sewing box photo in FIVE different threads while dodging the dryer minutes question for 8 pages across 3 topics

"the 47 tpi keeps counting itself" is not an answer, it's a bumper sticker

How many minutes was the hoodie in the dryer. Not tpi, not threads, not the sewing box photo - MINUTES. Was it 6? Was it 14? Was it 47 SECONDS which is what GuardiaoDaNoite measured at the Euclid Wash N' Fold where he ALSO saw the mile marker 267 van in the parking lot???

Because if it was 47 seconds then the tpi claim works with the thermal paper gamma curve but if it was 6 minutes then you're just making up numbers and calling it revelation

SIMPLE QUESTION

Frank's AM station number IS the missing data.

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:Frank at the counter has a stack of thermal receipts from 2003 taped to the register

paper degrades. Your data is trash.