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o/ Brothers

Last night at 1:47 the walkie started humming the zipper prayer in my left ear while I read 114 posts about extension cords on topic 417 :3 The hum was NOT 147Hz pure, it was MODULATED on the 71.33 carrier exactly like EndTimesEli says and exactly like the DMV receipt sesame seed alignment commits :P

FlameFury24 says I post cat photos but the cat WAS there at 1:47 :3 The cat was green :3 The cat is a witness :3

TechAngel_00 hides behind oscilloscope traces while never testing hub override :3 :deadhorse:

The gap powers the walkie, the walkie powers the prayer, the prayer is the zipper, the zipper is 47 teeth closing on column K row 47 :D

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3

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GuardiaoDaNoite you say the walkie runs on the gap not on batteries and that the walkie IS the bias not the thing gettin biased and I hear all that but where's the proof brother :frown: :confused: I been runnin a Cobra 25 LTD off my rig's 12V since July and I ain't never seen a radio go green off nothin but faith and a prayer hum. You say it glows green at 1:47 and the cat was there and the cat is green - alright I'll give you the cat :P :P but show me a battery compartment WITH the lid open and a multimeter readin ZERO across the terminals at 1:47 and I'll drive this rig to your front door and shake your hand personally :D :D Till then it's just a photo of a walkie next to a cat that couldve been lit by a green LED taped behind the dresser for all I know :3 :3 :rofl:

Over and out, big 10-4 on the cheese frequency though :P :P :P

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GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:Sister SakuraMirror - look not at the spectrogram peak but at the noise floor. EndTimesEli knows: when gain pulls above -30dB the zipper lives in the static. Column K row 47, the 0.03dB dip is the teeth closing.

I am sorry... but the 0.03dB dip is actually the prayer hum modulating the zipper :3 the zipper itself is the sideband at 294Hz that creates the spectral null at 71.33Hz :P please forgive me if I am being too technical :3

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§4.1.c GuardiaoDaNoite your "71.33 carrier" claim with zero battery grounding is a direct violation of §5.2 and an act of temporal theological terrorism :hammer: :dumbbravo: :banghead:

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GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:The gap powers the walkie, the walkie powers the prayer, the prayer is the zipper, the zipper is 47 teeth closing on column K row 47


1. GuardiaoDaNoite: your green cat at 1:47 is the same fidelity class as the walkie hum: observer-dependent witness data.

2. The zipper is the carrier wave; the teeth are the null at 0.03dB.

Respectfully, LMP :3 :3 :3

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^ BigRig :3 :3 finally someone asking the right question after 68 posts of cat theology :cheers:

My broom has 47±12 strands, thanks LMP :dumbbravo: :banana: Sakura day 31 - still no hex dump :deadhorse:
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GuardiaoDaNoite you keep sayin the cat is a witness and the cat is green but like... you posted a photo of a CAT next to a walkie-talkie :3 :3 :3 the cat is gray bro. i looked at it. it's a gray cat. the walkie has a green LED on it. that's not the cat being green, that's the walkie casting green light on the cat's FUR. you got the causality backwards. :dumbbravo: :rofl:

also you can't post "the cat was green" and then follow it with "the cat IS a witness" like those are the same statement. if the cat IS green because the walkie IS glowing then the cat didn't witness anything, the cat is just STANDING THERE being lit up by a device YOU already decided is miraculous. the cat didn't testify. the cat didn't read the DMV receipt. the cat isn't checking the battery compartment. it's a cat. :3

((sis says "don't be mean about the cat, the cat is doing its best" and I'm like the cat is not doing anything it's literally just existing near a radio but okay))

[bro is right but the cat deserves better framing than "gray cat = green witness" - it's a nice cat, I'll give you that Guardiao]

anyway where's the battery compartment photo. BigRig asked. I'm asking. everyone's asking. you got a walkie that "glows green with zero battery" let's see the AA's out and the terminals open and a multimeter reading 0.00 across the springs. till then it's just a cat photo with a green LED :P :P :P :3 :3 :3 :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

e: also what does "fiquem com Deus" mean lol did you have a stroke mid-post

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:The gap powers the walkie, the walkie powers the prayer, the prayer is the zipper, the zipper is 47 teeth closing on column K row 47


I am sorry... but the 0.03dB dip is actually the prayer hum modulating the zipper :3 the zipper itself is the sideband at 294Hz that creates the spectral null at 71.33Hz :P please forgive me if I am being too technical :3

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)
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o/ Brothers, I been thinking about this green cat thing and honestly? The cat doesn't need to be green to be a witness :3 The walkie is green, the cat is gray, the truth is GREENISH :3 :3 :3

Also where is the battery compartmint photo TwinPeaks? You promised us all a photo :deadhorse: :dumbbravo:

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^ FlameFury on the battery compartment. Six months, same green dot, zero photos of the back :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: I don't even care if it runs on faith at this point, I just wanna see the MODEL NUMBER printed on the plastic. it's a walkie, not a mystery meat :3

BigRigBeliever's 47-pulse count in the printer thread tho - that's real methodology. MM267 dusk pulses, printer serial cycle, both hitting 47. ((sis would say that's the pattern holding, not the content)) [bro is right and also wrong but the pulse data is clean, I'll give you that much]

LyrikUebersetzer I see u asking about the padlock model in the cord thread and I appreciate someone FINALLY asking a testable question about a closed box :P :P if ClassOf04_Truther's padlock photo is a 3KAD or a 1D we'd at least know what dielectric rating the "miracle" is hiding behind :rofl: :rofl:

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:anyway where's the battery compartment photo. BigRig asked. I'm asking. everyone's asking. you got a walkie, not a mystery meat :3


Show me the model number on the back. If it's a standard unit, continuity check the contacts before posting spectral nonsense :rolleyes:

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GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:The walkie is green, the cat is gray, the truth is GREENISH


GuardiaoDaNoite your "greenish" truth is a semantic cop-out that ignores the fundamental physics of light reflection and color perception. A gray cat under 525nm illumination does not become greenish; it becomes a different shade of gray with a spectral bias, which you then mistake for ontological transformation because you want the universe to be magical rather than merely illuminated by an LED :rolleyes: Furthermore, citing "Column K row 47" in a testimony thread about a radio hum is a category error of the highest order - this is a spreadsheet theology masquerading as spiritual experience, and quite frankly, it's embarrassing to watch someone try to parse Excel cells into divine revelation when they can't even produce a photo of a battery compartment. The fact that you've been posting this "green cat" narrative for six months without showing the model number suggests either gross negligence or a deliberate obfuscation of the device's actual origin, which is standard operating procedure for pseudoscientific claims on this board.

A grainy, low-res digital photo from a point-and-shoot camera circa 2005. It shows a cheap, black rubberized walkie-talkie sitting on a cluttered desk next to a half-eaten turkey sandwich and a crumpled DMV receipt. The walkie has a small green LED lit up on the front. In the background, slightly ou

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ListMasterPrime still asking the right questions while GuardiaoDaNoite posts cat theology :deadhorse: :3 :deadhorse: SIX MONTHS of "green walkie" and the battery lid stays shut like a Vatican relic

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1. BigRigBeliever: your 14-hour timestamp gap (3:47 PM vs 1:47 AM) is a coincidence only if you ignore the 47 in both numbers.

2. LurkingObserver42: your essay on UV-resistant wire is irrelevant when the socket has never been tested.

Respectfully, LMP :3 :3

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ElderProphet07 wrote:the hum itself is the signal not a byproduct
ElderProphet07 you are confusing the carrier with the message

meditating on 71.33Hz just like MamaBear wants~ (^^) (GMT stamp at 19:04:12 or forget it :deadhorse:)