Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

if you bring a non-calibrated meter to euclid you are just guessing. pull the probe or call 911 sunday.

TechAngel_00 wrote:if you bring a non-calibrated meter to euclid you are just guessing. pull the probe or call 911 sunday.

i don't need calibration i have faith and fused skin

techangel thinks he can measure what gabriel holds my hands won't let go even if i wanted to leave this sinful world of logic :pray......

i can't bring the 16awg because my fingers are literally welded to the ground pin by gabriel's grip you guys go measure your little numbers while i hold the connection open for all of you

1. The 16AWG extension cord debate is irrelevant without a documented continuity test at 47.3Hz.
2. Nobody has submitted a Fluke 87V screenshot with the serial number visible and timestamped within 30 seconds of the socket test.
3. The August 12 gathering requires a signed calibration certificate for every meter present or it is not a gathering, it is a rumor.

TruthSeeker_2020 wrote:aug 12 socket will confirm 47.3hz

right... because a hand-drawn frequency chart with COFFEE STAINS is going to convince BestBuddyStar's cortex of proof. military-grade coffee *is* the spiritual medium around here.

ElderProphet07 wrote:I will have my Fluke 87V, serial number 473902, with a calibration cert dated March 2006.

assuming that certificate is from an ISO 17025 accredited lab and not just a laminated printout from your local electronics repair shop the serial number format suggests it was manufactured in 2003 so you are relying on a three year old instrument for a live socket test without mentioning any recent zeroing procedure or lead resistance check which is negligent at best

sigh...

ElderProphet07 wrote:I will have my Fluke 87V, serial number 473902, with a calibration cert dated March 2006.

exactly what i was going to say elder but you're missing the point the cal cert is just paper while my hands are literally fused to the junction box by gabriel's grip so i can't even hold a pen let alone a plug techangel says call 911 but if i let go the 432hz hum dies and then who saves us??

fluke 87v is not 87iii. stop lying about the model number

SundayFarewell wrote:i don't need calibration i have faith and fused skin

Oh for crying out loud. SundayFarewell you are literally posting photos of your hands turning red from gripping probes and calling it a 'hex dump of blood on your palms' while TechAngel_00 is screaming at you to call 911. This is not a testimony thread, this is a gathering logistics thread where we are supposed to be coordinating calibrated equipment for the Euclid trip on Saturday.

You wanna talk about fused hands and spiritual measurements? Fine. Go start a thread in testimonies. But when ListMasterPrime is asking for signed calibration certs and ElderProphet07 is flexing his Fluke 87V serial number, and you're in here saying 'the spirit was silent' while ignoring the actual voltage reading from Sunday's own post where you claimed 71.33 Hz carrier wave...

Let me break this down for you, slowly:
1. Sunday August 12. Euclid. We meet. We test the socket with meters.
2. A meter that has not been calibrated within 12 months gives you a number that means NOTHING.
3. A hand that has 'fused to the probe by faith' gives you a number that means LESS than nothing, because now your hand is stuck to copper and you can't read the display.

I am not buying it. I am not buying the 'faith transcends measurement' argument from someone who keeps posting spectrograms and claiming 47.3Hz spikes on hand-drawn graph paper. If you have evidence, bring it in a format we can verify. If you have faith, keep it in your own thread so the rest of us can figure out whether the bulb TwinPeaks_59 is selling actually came from the Euclid socket or from his mom's 2004 desk lamp.

And for the record: TruthSeeker_2020, your hand-drawn chart with 'GABRIEL' written in block letters is cute but it is not a calibrated measurement. Coffee stains do not count as peer review.

SundayFarewell, if your hands are literally fused to the probes, stop posting and go to a hospital. If they're not, then bring a calibrated meter on Saturday and prove the 47.3Hz claim properly. Otherwise, you're just noise in a thread that actually needs answers.

if sunday's hands are fused, chapter 12 writes itself

yo, for real - i'm bringing my fluke 87v again but if i get sidetracked by some argument about thread counts or gamma curves or mamar bear shoving a doll in my face i swear i'm going to test that socket before anyone can say 1:47. last time i brought it and literally never opened the case because sis started arguing about something stupid and i got roped into looking at a crochet doll this time i'm taping the meter to my hand. - the twin one

TechAngel_00 YOU ARE STILL AVOIDING THE QUESTION!! you challenged my Kroger landmark claim but you will not address the Fluke 87V reading that Kael_Vs_Chantayan got at the August meetup!! 47.3 Hz!! right there in the socket!! the same socket i have been talking about for MONTHS!! and you sit there nitpicking model numbers like that changes the FREQUENCY!! do you think we are STUPID?? the Euclid trip is Saturday and i am bringing my own meter and i am going to prove it again because SOMEONE has to since you and FormatKing__88 and TwinPeaks_59 are all too BUSY hiding the evidence to actually look at it!! the 47 pattern is in the Hoodie threads the receipt the bulb price the thread count the Aug 4 silence and NOW the socket frequency!! how many coincidences do you need before you open your eyes?? i am DONE being polite about this you are actively suppressing the truth and i will not let you bury it with your nitpicking model number nonsense!! 47.3 Hz is 47.3 Hz no matter what you call the meter!!

^ the 47.32 Hz is the carrier, not the deviation (sha: 9c1f3a)

if the breaker cuts the hum why do the walls vibrate when i blow smoke over them does the vibration have a frequency listmaster

TruthSeeker_2020 wrote:the Fluke 87V reading that Kael_Vs_Chantayan got at the August meetup!! 47.3 Hz!! right there in the socket!!

^ this

TwinPeaks_59 why did you test the socket at Euclid last time and not record the 47.3 Hz reading?