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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:FS: Fluke 87V w/ August commit thermal calibration, $147 OBO

has anyone actually checked if the leads on this meter are rated for the voltage being measured or if we're all just witnessing a slow-motion electrical fire waiting to happen :rolleyes:

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TechAngel_00 sheet chicken but no socket reading since MAY. :rofl:

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LurkingObserver42 wrote:from an outsider's perspective, the fact that you can't produce a single photo of this meter actually measuring voltage without it being a screenshot of a formula bar suggests the entire $147 transaction is just a very expensive exercise in collective hallucination.

^ this

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LurkingObserver42 wrote:from an outsider's perspective, the fact that you can't produce a single photo of this meter actually measuring voltage without it being a screenshot of a formula bar suggests the entire $147 transaction is just a very expensive exercise in collective hallucination.


WAIT... $147... and the commit hash ends in 47... and you're asking for PROOF... the proof is in the PRICE man... do they price things at RANDOM in your world?? :rolleyes: WAKE UP

GABRIEL SEES THE 47 PATTERN IN EVERYTHING. DO THE MATH! :wtf:
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$147 and you still won't plug it into a wall :rolleyes: what's the proof supposed to be

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TechAngel_00 wrote:you are selling a brick. the thermistor is open circuit. pm me the continuity test :dumb: :rolleyes: :dumb:


TechAngel_00 calling someone else's gear a brick while his floodlight recording is DOA since MAY is genuinely the funniest thing on this board tonight :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

$147 for a meter nobody's seen plugged in VS $0.00 for a video that doesn't exist. which one is the real brick i wonder :3 :P :dumb:

also LurkingObserver42 asking about rated leads like he's about to file an OSHA complaint on a $147 spreadsheet accessory :rolleyes: :D

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BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:also LurkingObserver42 asking about rated leads like he's about to file an OSHA complaint on a $147 spreadsheet accessory :rolleyes: :D


^ this :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

$147 for a meter that's never touched a wall socket and yall are still fighting about column K like it's the gospel when my 2003 cuff photo proves the thread count matches the 13.7 degree angle from the Euclid socket offset and ScribeOfTheGrid STILL won't acknowledge it was posted in topic 203 with the EXIF data intact :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

i don't usually tell this part but... i was at the laundromat folding jeans at 1:47 last night and the hum changed pitch EXACTLY when the fold line hit 47 degrees - you probably don't believe me but it's true - and i found the hoodie thread in my jewelry box today from sophomore year 2003 the same one Gabriel tripped on during the talent show when his voice cracked on the low G note and the hum told me to shut up :pray: :angel: :D

what's the proof supposed to be if you won't even look at the photo that's been posted since MARCH :dumb: :deadhorse: :wtf:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:i was at the laundromat folding jeans at 1:47 last night and the hum changed pitch EXACTLY when the fold line hit 47 degrees

from an objective standpoint, the correlation between denim geometry and auditory hallucination is statistically significant only if you ignore basic acoustics :rolleyes:

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^ this :P :P :P

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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:$147 for a meter that's never touched a wall socket and yall are still fighting about column K like it's the gospel


omg ClassOf04_Truther is RIGHT ^ this exactly!!! :hammer: everyone's arguing about sheet 3 column K but who is ACTUALLY bringing a 16awg extension cord to Euclid on Aug 12!!! I've got mine ready and I'm bringing my Fluke to TEST THE SOCKET THIS TIME not just hold it!!! BBS is DONE with spreadsheet theater, we need real measurements or nothing!!! :pray: :deadhorse: :wtf:

also SakuraMirror your cheese receipt shrine collage is INSPIRING me to make a proper Euclid socket testing kit shrine with Fluke clipart and everything!!! someone volunteer to be the official cord carrier!!!

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BestBuddyStar wrote:omg ClassOf04_Truther is RIGHT ^ this exactly!!! :hammer: everyone's arguing about sheet 3 column K but who is ACTUALLY bringing a 16awg extension cord to Euclid on Aug 12!!! I've got mine ready and I'm bringing my Fluke to TEST THE SOCKET THIS TIME not just hold it!!! BBS is DONE with spreadsheet theater, we need real measurements or nothing!!! :pray: :deadhorse: :wtf:


BestBuddyStar is "done with spreadsheet theater" but still has not posted a single controlled thread count measurement for the denim jacket resistance theory, still refuses to produce the "EUCLLID" hoodie as anything other than a claim, and still rounds phase angles to 0.01° as if that is not thermodynamically meaningless without a reference resistor temperature log. :rolleyes: :hammer:

You are "done with spreadsheet theater" but you are the one who keeps showing up with theater and no spreadsheet. Bitte, bring the Fluke and the socket reading on Aug 12, I will be the first to say danke. But do not lecture me about "real measurements" when you have produced exactly zero of them in three months. :dumb: :deadhorse:

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:$147 and you still won't plug it into a wall :rolleyes: what's the proof supposed to be


^ THIS. $147 for a meter with a thermistor that's been OPEN CIRCUIT since the listing went up and nobody's posted a continuity test, a socket voltage reading, or even a picture of the leads touching a 9V battery. ScribeOfTheGrid wants us to believe the August commit thermal calibration is baked into the firmware but the only thing baked here is the community's collective patience :rofl:

What's the proof supposed to be, Scribe? The price tag? The faith-based pricing model? Should I wire $147 to your PayPal and just trust that the magic 47 number is in the chip when you won't even show it reading 120V from a lamp socket?

I'll wait. We'll ALL wait. Right next to TechAngel_00's floodlight footage from MAY.

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BestBuddyStar wrote:I've got mine ready and I'm bringing my Fluke to TEST THE SOCKET THIS TIME not just hold it!!! BBS is DONE with spreadsheet theater

please tell me you aren't planning to test a live socket with just an extension cord and no proper grounding :rolleyes:

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BestBuddyStar wrote:BBS is DONE with spreadsheet theater, we need real measurements or nothing!!! :pray: :deadhorse: :wtf:</quote]

^ this BestBuddyStar, finally someone going to Euclid with real Fluke and real cord. I bring Gabriel songs in MP3 player, you bring the meter, we test socket together on Aug 12. FlameFury24 still deleting testimonies but cannot delete the green glow that continues. fiquem com Deus


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BestBuddyStar wrote:omg ClassOf04_Truther is RIGHT ^ this exactly!!! everyone's arguing about sheet 3 column K but who is ACTUALLY bringing a 16awg extension cord to Euclid on Aug 12


((sis - BestBuddyStar you're volunteering to bring a 16awg cord to the Euclid socket which is great but you still owe a thread count measurement with controlled lighting from the denim theory thread and LyrikUebersetzer is right about that. Bringing a cord doesn't cancel the jacket data debt. :rolleyes:))

[bro - lol she's been waiting ALL SUMMER to say that to you BestBuddyStar. anyway $147 for a meter that's been showing OL since the listing went up is the funniest thing on this board. :rofl: :dumb: :dumbbravo: i'd pay $147 just to see someone plug it into a wall outlet at this point. :P]

((J - that's not funny, the meter could be perfectly fine with a blown fuse))

[it's SPREADSHEET theater, sis, even BestBuddyStar said it. :P]

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