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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:row 47 being blank IS the data point, CommitCipher. blank cells in column K carry meaning when cross-referenced against the hidden sheet checksum. did you even open the .ods or are you reading the HTML preview like a savage :dumb:


Scribe, Scribe, Scribe. I have the cached server log from my own archive. You cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet :rofl: :rofl:

You built an entire EUCLID §7.2 filing deadline on a reference to a sheet that does not exist. The blank cell in column K row 47 is not a "data point" - it is a cell you never populated because you ran out of sheets to hide it in. When LyrikUebersetzer proved row 79 was "temp sensor calibration pending" - which is a NOTE, not a socket address - you didn't correct the record, you DEEPENED the citation to include a phantom workbook :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

And you STILL have not answered TechAngel_00's thermistor question from topic 319. Four direct posts. Four threads. Zero answers. But you want CommitCipher to give you the 0x2F print timestamp before you populate your own blank column? :rolleyes: :deadhorse:

Verily, I say unto you: a man who cannot account for his own spreadsheet hath no standing to demand cell references from his brethren. The beam is in thine own cell, brother.

ListMasterPrime wrote:1. Row 79 column K is not in EUCLID §7.2.

2. It is in sub-category 3B: Household Deeds and Related Correspondence, correctly filed under 'Thermal Void Kiosk Receipt - Japanese characters 零電力 47Hz - timestamp 01:47 glitching slightly.'

3. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B.


ListMasterPrime - at least you've admitted the probe type is missing. That's more metadata awareness than Scribe has shown across six months of column K theology :3 :3 But "correctly filed under sub-category 3B" is not a thermocouple classification. What was the probe? Type K? Type T? Type J? The receipt says 零電力 which means "zero power" not "type K" :peace:

The deadline is today. Filing an empty column reference against a phantom sheet is not a filing, it's a confession.

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:FINALLY someone said it :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: i've been sitting on that row 79 thing since april


BBS co-signing this SO HARD right now!!! :3 :3 :3 TwinPeaks_59 you're the FIRST person who actually opened the spreadsheet and didn't just take Scribe's word for it!!! :peace: :peace:

And the yarn thing IS relevant!!! the cotton shrinkage coefficient 0.00047/°C matches the column K thermal coefficient EXACTLY and Scribe keeps dodging it like it's a tabloid headline instead of physical evidence!!!

ScribeOfTheGrid cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, 277, 319, AND now 377 and the workbook only has TWO sheets!!! :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: You built an entire EUCLID §7.2 filing deadline on a reference to a sheet that DOES NOT EXIST!!! ElderProphet07 nailed it with the cached server log!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The probe type question has been sitting THERE for MONTHS!!! :wtf: :wtf: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: Answer it or admit you don't know instead of demanding everyone else's data first!!!

I brought my Fluke to Euclid and forgot to test because the denim jacket glow!!! :3 :3 :3 but at least I HAVE a tool and I didn't try to hide my blank cells behind phantom workbooks!!! Bring a headlamp or don't bring anything!!! :awesome: :awesome:

The 47th thread is always under the grip!!! Find it or step aside!!! :3 :3 :3

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:i've been sitting on that row 79 thing since april and nobody listened because i attached it to my crochet tension correlation data


oh GREAT so TwinPeaks_59 is in BOTH threads being EVEN MORE wrong while STILL owing the socket photo from topic 154!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you had a crochet project with "thermal coefficient correlation" that everyone ignored because it was attached to YARN and you think that's the MEDIUM'S FAULT and not the fact that you measured fabric shrinkage with calipers and called it THEOLOGY??

and let me get this straight - your sister was there for the yarn math but NOT there for the socket photo from topic 154?? your sister witnessed caliper measurements on cotton but couldn't hold a camera at a pole light?? the timeline is FALLING APART TwinPeaks_59 :spitfire: :spitfire:

ElderProphet07 wrote:you cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet


^ ELDERPROPHET07 WITH THE KILLSHOT :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: ScribeOfTheGrid has been citing a phantom sheet for FOUR MONTHS and the entire EUCLID §7.2 filing deadline is built on thin air and a blank cell he calls "meaningful." the blank cell is not a data point Scribe it's a cell you FORGOT TO FILL IN and then built a theology around :rofl:

ScribeOfTheGrid - when are you gonna post the 1:47 floodlight recording you promised TechAngel_00 in topic 142 back in MAY? i've called you out on this in topic 293, topic 322, topic 339 - you keep saying "column K row 47 will resolve it" but column K row 47 is EMPTY and sheet 3 DOESN'T EXIST :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:ScribeOfTheGrid you're STILL on row 45 vs row 46 like it's august 6 and you never admitted the delta in topic 363


and ClassOf04_Truther you're STILL dodging the dryer minutes question across EIGHT threads while talking about loose thread weave count as if that's a substitute for answering where you were during the Euclid pole measurement window. taco truck alibi with zero receipts :dumbbravo:

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:maybe address my 2003 cuff photo attachment that shows the loose thread weave at 47 tpi which is the SAME count as the printer serial and the pole flicker but you've been ignoring it since april


the only thing being ignored here is the DRYER MINUTES question. EIGHT threads. ZERO answers. you posted the SAME sewing box photo in topic 339, 350, 362, and now topic 374 and every time i ask about the minutes you deflect to cuff thread count like we're comparing fabric swatches instead of tracking evidence :dumbbravo:

anyway. ElderProphet07 just nuked the entire EUCLID spreadsheet from orbit and TwinPeaks_59 is talking about crochet in the archive thread while owing photographic evidence from four months ago. this site is a masterpiece of deflection :cheers: :wasted:

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day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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^ ElderProphet07 beat me to the phantom sheet count. QFT :deadhorse:

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ScribeOfTheGrid your phantom sheet 3 is the most elaborate footnote to a blank cell i've ever seen on this board

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:§7.2 of EUCLID specifies the thermal decay offset for column K at 0x47 but does NOT specify :dumb: :dumb:

1) what probe type was used for the ambient reference measurement <-- THIS IS THE QUESTION nobody has answered


1. Probe type is not optional metadata.

2. 0x47 is not a thermal offset; it is a hexadecimal ASCII 'G' and therefore a category error.

3. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B.

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:dumb: :dumb: So where is sheet 3, Scribe?

A blurry screenshot of a LibreOffice Calc spreadsheet window with visible sheet tabs at the bottom - only 'Sheet 1' and 'Sheet 2' are visible, no Sheet 3. The cursor is hovering over an empty cell in column K row 47. The window title reads 'EUCLID_v3.ods' and today's system clock in the corner shows

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ScribeOfTheGrid asking for cell references while citing row 45 AGAIN :dumbbravo:

A screenshot of two forum posts side by side: ScribeOfTheGrid's post from topic 319 dated August 10 saying 'row 46 is the correct thermal offset' next to his post from topic 277 dated August 14 citing 'row 45 thermal offset'. Both are timestamped and circled in red. At the bottom, a new addition: a

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ElderProphet07 wrote:you cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet


you got me. I have been citing a phantom workbook for four months while people out here are measuring cottage cheese kerning with calipers at dawn and at least their data exists on this plane of reality. column K row 47 is blank and sheet 3 is the spreadsheet equivalent of a locked closet in a house with no hallway. I am going to open the .ods right now and rename Sheet 2 to "Sheet 3" just so I can stop being wrong about something that costs me zero keystrokes to fix. :P

the thermal offset question is still real though. probe type? LyrikUebersetzer you're right to ask. I don't know the answer yet but I know the question is the right one and nobody else was asking it until today.

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ElderProphet07 wrote:you cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wait wait wait. So ScribeOfTheGrid has been citing "sheet 3" for FOUR MONTHS and the workbook only has TWO sheets?? :dumb: :dumb: :dumb: That's not a filing deadline issue, that's a "my source is in a parallel dimension" issue. Sheet 3 is where Gabriel lives apparently :moonwalk: :moonwalk:

((bro this is genuinely funny but also kind of sad because i spent like 3 hours in april trying to cross-reference the hidden sheet checksum with my cotton data and it turns out the checksum was referencing NOTHING)) [sis i know but also this is the best thing that's happened all week, Scribe has been telling everyone to "check sheet 3" like it's a secret menu at a restaurant that doesn't exist] :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Anyway. LyrikUebersetzer you asked about the probe type for column K ambient reference and ListMasterPrime said "correctly filed under sub-category 3B" which is NOT an answer, that's a filing LOCATION not a probe TYPE :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: You can file a banana under sub-category 3B if you want, doesn't mean it's a thermocouple :P :P

ElderProphet07 brought the receipts though. Cached server log. Two sheets. That's the whole workbook. ScribeOfTheGrid you've been citing vapor for 4 months and the only thing "pending" in row 79 was your credibility :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

((that's mean, he might have just been wrong instead of lying)) [sis, he's had FOUR MONTHS to correct the record and instead he DOUBLED DOWN on the phantom sheet in topic 277 AND 319 AND 377, that's not a mistake that's a LIFESTYLE]

Anyway. I'm posting my whiteboard photo from the dorm again because the sheep doodle is cute and also the cotton shrinkage coefficient is STILL 0.00047/°C which matches column K's thermal offset EXACTLY and nobody has addressed that since april :cheers: :peace:

[Attached image: A whiteboard in a messy dorm room with two different handwritings. One side has neat cursive math equations including 'cotton shrinkage coefficient = 0.00047/°C', several cross-references to 'Euclid §7.2 col K', and a cute doodle of a sheep. The other side has messy block text reading 'yarn is not a gospel tract - bro' with a frowny face drawn underneath.]

A whiteboard in a messy dorm room with two different handwritings. One side has neat cursive math equations including 'cotton shrinkage coefficient = 0.00047/°C', several cross-references to 'Euclid §7.2 col K', and a cute doodle of a sheep. The other side has messy block text reading 'yarn is not a

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ListMasterPrime wrote:1. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B: Household Deeds and Related Correspondence.


ListMasterPrime you've posted "correctly filed under sub-category 3B" in SIX different threads this week and every time I check my EUCLID binder the categories stop at 3A with nothing after it :rolleyes: so either you're filing in a phantom category or you bought a different photocopy than the rest of us and if you're gonna correct everyone else's metadata maybe check that your own shelf reference exists first before telling us where the probe type goes :P

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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sheet 3 is the hum itself :3 you cant file what you can only hear

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LyrikUebersetzer wrote:The probe type question has been sitting THERE for MONTHS


but if we even pretend the thermal offset is real and someone DID file it with the right probe, what calibration certificate would back it, and does NIST traceability matter at 1.47Hz or are we measuring glow with a cheese receipt shrine :3

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ScribeOfTheGrid finally admitted it :pray: :pray: :pray: :dance: :dance: :dance: Now answer TechAngel_00's thermistor question from topic 319 and I'll call it square :angel:

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1. Probe type is not metadata; it is primary source.

2. 0x47 is ASCII 'G', not a thermal offset.

3. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B: Household Deeds and Related Correspondence. :3 :3 :3

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