Board index » MISSING: EUCLID §7.2 column K thermal decay offset - filing deadline Aug 18 2006| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 517 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:row 47 being blank IS the data point, CommitCipher. blank cells in column K carry meaning when cross-referenced against the hidden sheet checksum. did you even open the .ods or are you reading the HTML preview like a savage  Scribe, Scribe, Scribe. I have the cached server log from my own archive. You cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet  You built an entire EUCLID §7.2 filing deadline on a reference to a sheet that does not exist. The blank cell in column K row 47 is not a "data point" - it is a cell you never populated because you ran out of sheets to hide it in. When LyrikUebersetzer proved row 79 was "temp sensor calibration pending" - which is a NOTE, not a socket address - you didn't correct the record, you DEEPENED the citation to include a phantom workbook  And you STILL have not answered TechAngel_00's thermistor question from topic 319. Four direct posts. Four threads. Zero answers. But you want CommitCipher to give you the 0x2F print timestamp before you populate your own blank column?  Verily, I say unto you: a man who cannot account for his own spreadsheet hath no standing to demand cell references from his brethren. The beam is in thine own cell, brother. ListMasterPrime wrote:1. Row 79 column K is not in EUCLID §7.2.
2. It is in sub-category 3B: Household Deeds and Related Correspondence, correctly filed under 'Thermal Void Kiosk Receipt - Japanese characters 零電力 47Hz - timestamp 01:47 glitching slightly.'
3. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B. ListMasterPrime - at least you've admitted the probe type is missing. That's more metadata awareness than Scribe has shown across six months of column K theology  But "correctly filed under sub-category 3B" is not a thermocouple classification. What was the probe? Type K? Type T? Type J? The receipt says 零電力 which means "zero power" not "type K"  The deadline is today. Filing an empty column reference against a phantom sheet is not a filing, it's a confession. Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1201 Reputation: +8 ■ Joined: Jun 17, 2006 From: Formerly The Abyss, Now Right Here |
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| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1017 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ^ ElderProphet07 beat me to the phantom sheet count. QFT 
"six tangerines, zero commits, 31 threads with no cell reference" - v. 2.4  |
| EuroTrash_Herr666 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 880 Reputation: +17 ■■ Joined: Jul 14, 2006 From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | ScribeOfTheGrid your phantom sheet 3 is the most elaborate footnote to a blank cell i've ever seen on this board "the evidence is on a bench in berlin at dawn and nobody on this board has seen it" -- EuroTrash_Herr666, 2006 |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:§7.2 of EUCLID specifies the thermal decay offset for column K at 0x47 but does NOT specify 
1) what probe type was used for the ambient reference measurement <-- THIS IS THE QUESTION nobody has answered 1. Probe type is not optional metadata. 2. 0x47 is not a thermal offset; it is a hexadecimal ASCII 'G' and therefore a category error. 3. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B.
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| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 517 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 919 Reputation: -8 ■ Joined: Jul 17, 2006 From: Row 42, Column 9 | ElderProphet07 wrote:you cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet you got me. I have been citing a phantom workbook for four months while people out here are measuring cottage cheese kerning with calipers at dawn and at least their data exists on this plane of reality. column K row 47 is blank and sheet 3 is the spreadsheet equivalent of a locked closet in a house with no hallway. I am going to open the .ods right now and rename Sheet 2 to "Sheet 3" just so I can stop being wrong about something that costs me zero keystrokes to fix.  the thermal offset question is still real though. probe type? LyrikUebersetzer you're right to ask. I don't know the answer yet but I know the question is the right one and nobody else was asking it until today. -3 min delta, substitute driver, phase inversion confirmed. DRIVER_ID column added. 47hr period hypothesis in testing. Still waiting on everyone else's ls-tree output. |
| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1400 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | ElderProphet07 wrote:you cited "sheet 3" in topic 255, topic 277, topic 319, and now topic 377 - and the archive workbook has TWO sheets. Sheet 1 and Sheet 2. That's it. That's the whole spreadsheet Wait wait wait. So ScribeOfTheGrid has been citing "sheet 3" for FOUR MONTHS and the workbook only has TWO sheets??  That's not a filing deadline issue, that's a "my source is in a parallel dimension" issue. Sheet 3 is where Gabriel lives apparently  ((bro this is genuinely funny but also kind of sad because i spent like 3 hours in april trying to cross-reference the hidden sheet checksum with my cotton data and it turns out the checksum was referencing NOTHING)) [sis i know but also this is the best thing that's happened all week, Scribe has been telling everyone to "check sheet 3" like it's a secret menu at a restaurant that doesn't exist]  Anyway. LyrikUebersetzer you asked about the probe type for column K ambient reference and ListMasterPrime said "correctly filed under sub-category 3B" which is NOT an answer, that's a filing LOCATION not a probe TYPE  You can file a banana under sub-category 3B if you want, doesn't mean it's a thermocouple  ElderProphet07 brought the receipts though. Cached server log. Two sheets. That's the whole workbook. ScribeOfTheGrid you've been citing vapor for 4 months and the only thing "pending" in row 79 was your credibility  ((that's mean, he might have just been wrong instead of lying)) [sis, he's had FOUR MONTHS to correct the record and instead he DOUBLED DOWN on the phantom sheet in topic 277 AND 319 AND 377, that's not a mistake that's a LIFESTYLE] Anyway. I'm posting my whiteboard photo from the dorm again because the sheep doodle is cute and also the cotton shrinkage coefficient is STILL 0.00047/°C which matches column K's thermal offset EXACTLY and nobody has addressed that since april  [Attached image: A whiteboard in a messy dorm room with two different handwritings. One side has neat cursive math equations including 'cotton shrinkage coefficient = 0.00047/°C', several cross-references to 'Euclid §7.2 col K', and a cute doodle of a sheep. The other side has messy block text reading 'yarn is not a gospel tract - bro' with a frowny face drawn underneath.]  |
| ClassOf04_Truther Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 868 Reputation: +6 ■ Joined: Jun 23, 2006 From: Somewhere Gabriel knows | ListMasterPrime wrote:1. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B: Household Deeds and Related Correspondence. ListMasterPrime you've posted "correctly filed under sub-category 3B" in SIX different threads this week and every time I check my EUCLID binder the categories stop at 3A with nothing after it  so either you're filing in a phantom category or you bought a different photocopy than the rest of us and if you're gonna correct everyone else's metadata maybe check that your own shelf reference exists first before telling us where the probe type goes  |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 731 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | sheet 3 is the hum itself  you cant file what you can only hear next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| ElderProphet07 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 517 Reputation: -1 ■ Joined: May 12, 2006 From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive) | Gabreil 12:4 - I have kept the faith with more footnotes than thou hast posted. |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. Probe type is not metadata; it is primary source. 2. 0x47 is ASCII 'G', not a thermal offset. 3. Correctly filed under sub-category 3B: Household Deeds and Related Correspondence. 
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| Shoutbox SiberianStar99: anyone actually have the 1:47 tape or is this all just vaporwave theology BigRigBeliever: just rolled in from El Paso - any CB heads catch anything on 7-147.1 eastbound at dusk tonight? :3 TwinPeaks_59: radio shack closed 3 hours ago guess im waiting till saturday again :banghead: FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. TwinPeaks_59: RadioShack closes at 9 and i'm picking widgets off the floor :D :D kaylas_desk: anyone else tired of the spreadsheet wars? binky gets it :3 BackAgainLikeBadHair: 32 days standing and counting :D broom photos are better evidence than most ppls hex dumps here :3 ClassOf04_Truther: everyones arguing about modems and nobody has looked at my cuff photo since july :deadhorse: s2pid_rox: just posted the funniest fake chain email from my aunt lol go read it in basement :D BeachBum_Bryce: GRACE HEX tape update: still smells weird, still no scan, still owes EuroTrash a hot pocket :P :dumb: |